I went scrounging for food in my office kitchen and discovered something that may or may not be real fruitcake.
I know I don't like real fruitcake, but these quotation marks indicate that this could be the fake kind. [I take a bite.] Nope, it appears to be real. I can't even swallow a small bite of this stuff. Ugh.
OK, what else is in here? Ooh, leftover goat cheese and crackers from our office party! Now you're talking!
Merry Chrismahanukwanzakah, readers! May your holidays be delicious and fruitcake-free.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
I Hate Fruitcake
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I'm about ready to go get some of that goat cheese myself...
And I agree, that "fruitcake" was foul.
I'll meet you in the kitchen then!
Stopping by from JD at I Do Things blog...
If you really hate fruitcake, stop by my blog and vote in my poll. I have an option about what you can do with fruitcake that might tickle your funny bone.
Merry Chrismahanukwanzakah or....Merry Christamas!
Christa at Giggle On
Yes, I would like to shoot it from a cannon. Thanks for stopping by!
I don't care if it's real, "real," or fake, I'm not eating fruitcake. You can pass me some of that goatcheese, tho.
JD at I Do Things
Food Product From Hell!
http://www.penfold.net/ihatefruitcake.html
Hahahah, I love that you have an entire page devoted to how evil it is.
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