That Fried Oreo Is Deep and It Owns Something

Stephanie, who I can only assume is from the midwest somewhere, sent in this photo of a rather appalling sign:


Besides the apostrophe catastrophe and missing hyphen, thinking about deep-fried Oreos kind of hurts my stomach, and my arteries. The sign makers managed to spell Twinkies right, but deep-fried Twinkies sound even more obesity-inducing.

Thanks, Stephanie!