Exploring My Bodega

My friends and I have been on a euphemism bender lately. One of our favorites originated as a result of Tite's Tropical, a little convenience store in Cambridge. I once told someone that I had never gone to Tite's and he said, "You really need to explore your bodega." Much giggling ensued.

So, you can imagine how excited I was when I discovered that Tite's features an apostrophe catastrophe on one of its signs.


The man who owns the bodega is named Tite, so the apostrophe in the above sign is misplaced. Tite is a cool guy, though, and I really should patronize independent businesses more, especially because last night, my neighbor told me that one of the bodegas on the next street over from Tite's is run by "the sexiest man in the world." Now that calls for some exploration for sure.